Put down your drink before you click "play."



This is so utterly ridiculous. I can't stop laughing. Any concerned cat lovers in the audience should rest assured that Susan Boyle undoubtedly continues to take very good care of her cat, and leave it in good hands when she's away from home.

See icon.

Seriously. Go to YouTube, do a search on "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables, and start viewing different singers' renditions of it, and behold chain upon chain of "Susan Boyle brought me here from Mytown, Mycountry" in the comments. So stupid, but it made me laugh. And I just had to make an icon in testimony to the newfound Power of Susan Boyle.

I figure it also makes a good tribute to the woman, herself. ;-)

P.S. - As always with my icons, feel free to copy and use it yourself if you so desire. Crediting me in the icon comments is always appreciated!

Ceiling Cat was looking over my friends list in recent times. And Ceiling Cat was seeing subject lines and posts expressing sadness and frustration and general despondency and life not going so awful good. And Ceiling Cat saith: This is Not Good.

Ceiling Cat wishes to extend Divine Comfort to each and every one of you, right now. And so hear a Word from the Ceiling:




Ceiling Cat luvs me, dis I noe
Bcuz teh Interwebz tells me so
4 feer and wurryz haz we no cawz
Sheltered in teh grate soft pawz

Ceiling Cat luvs me
Ceiling Cat luvs me
Ceiling Cat luvs me
Teh Interwebz tells me so

Ceiling Cat luvs me, dis iz true
Ceiling Cat luvs evry 1 of u
We r teh kittehs of Her litter
She givz us warmf wen teh windz iz bitter

Ceiling Cat luvs me
Ceiling Cat luvs me
Ceiling Cat luvs me
Teh Interwebz tells me so

* * *

And all the people said: Hoot.

A short bit of humor that was born when I discovered one of the stranger beliefs harbored in Harry Potter fandom about the practices of Death Eaters. This one's for jemby, who can always use a few good laughs, especially when it comes to fandom. ;-) I never thought I'd feel sorry for Lucius Malfoy...

Title: The Disillusioning of a Death Eater
Author: bohemianspirit
Type: Fiction (Humor)
Length: Short Story
Characters: Severus, Lucius
Pairings: None... much to Severus' dismay.
Rating: PG-13

Summary: Neophyte Death Eater Severus Snape discovers that being a Death Eater isn't all he thought it would be. Poor Severus!

( The Disillusioning of a Death Eater )

Hasn't Severus Snape suffered enough???

Not until I get through with him.

Dedicated to Mary Sue, Gary Stu, and the entire student body of Hogwarts.

( Book 7 spoiler behind the cut... )